No, we're not on acid

But maybe you are. Didja ever think of that? Okay, so I really just wanted to get a nice picture in profile of my lovely puppy, who's becoming increasingly elongated as she grows. Seriously, she's long and lean and mostly sinew over here. Even her snout is losing its puppy puggishness -- hence the call for the profile shot. But she's a restless little bugger, and flat-out refused to sit still. So instead what I ended up with is a series of progressively nightmarish pictures of some pitiless, mythical beast poised to devour. Sorry for the bad trip, bro:
Finally, Audrey chilled out long enough for me to take this (-- I recommend you do the same):